How To Ditch The Pillsbury Dough-Log And Make Your Own Cookies

Ah, the chocolate-chip cookie. Many a confectionery addiction kicked off the moment an impressionable youngster watched a vulgar blue puppet shovel platefuls of these things into his gaping, vacant mouth-hole. This obsession probably also explains why the Sexy Cookie Monster costume exists. (Related: I'm still… » 7/22/14 2:00pm 7/22/14 2:00pm

And Now, An Open Love Letter to Adam Wainwright

There has been an ocean's worth of ink spilled about how awful Cardinals fans are, a lot of it from Cardinals fans themselves, inadvertently, and yet something still draws me to watch the team play almost weekly. I'll sometimes even preempt a coinciding Braves game to see the Cardinals grit and honor their way past… » 5/30/14 12:00pm 5/30/14 12:00pm

Quiz: MLB Prospect or Game of Thrones Character?

Because spending some all of my evenings clicking aimlessly through Fangraphs and paging through Baseball Prospectus hasn't been nerdy enough, I thought it was high time I injected some Medieval fantasy into my baseball obsession. » 5/23/14 10:31am 5/23/14 10:31am

How To Pair Wine With Food: A Guide For Ordinary Drunkards

"Ew, I wouldn't date him. He's a Sauvignon blanc drinker!" » 9/03/13 2:30pm 9/03/13 2:30pm